I like nothing better than daydreaming when I'm listening to music and walking places. I walked a VERY long way from RTE back into my office today and my iPod died halfway, so there was plenty of time to daydream.Top 5 Daydreams today:
1) Me and Tadhg get kidnapped by rebels in Borneo; break free by (non-fatally) machine-gunning down two of our captors; wander through the jungle for three days; eventually arrive at a village where I hotwire a motorbike; escape to freedom; I make witty remarks at the subsequent press conference; second appearance on Late Late Show beckons; book deal
2) Hijacking a performance on Charity You're A Star to stage improptu protest about gay marriage; Derek Mooney hugs me; tabloids go crazy
3) Interviewing Courtney Love; becoming best friends with Courtney Love; Courtney Love thanks me on her album sleeve
4) Embedded with troups in Afghanistan; Pulitzer
5) Finding amazing new gaff; having giant housewarming; buying David La Chapelle photos for new gaff
9 comments:
heh, made me laugh.
this is brilliant. love the pulitzer ref.
doood, expect a SERIOUS package from me in the mail pronto, which includes LOADS of goodies including that limited edition Thin Lizzy vinyl.
miss. you.
arghghgh - I love you. The FLApes 12 inch is on its way to BeanTown.
How's New Hampsire holding up in election-ville?
Oh man; who doesn't love 12 inchers funsness.
New Hampshire is holding up; I've been here for as many days doing all the shizzle and it's getting sickening. I'm so blasted out on politicos I'm just going to vomit all over the next who rings our bell.
Voting is tomorrow and it will most likely go to Barack depending on how many young people come out to vote--everyone makes such a big deal about "first in the nation primary" but in fact only 30 percent of voters actually hit the polls. At least it hasn't been bitter out so maybe people will turn up.
I'm divided between Barack and Edwards but I'll prob. end up with Barack. Edwards is just quite honest. For instance, there was this question just asked "what's your biggest pet peeve?" and EVERY candidate answered with some canned fucking response of "cruelty" or some shit and didn't even answer the question appropriate! That's not a fuckin' pet peeve, it's a moral standard or whatever... but Edwards says "this may sound ridiculous but actually getting what I want to eat. You've got people always bringing stuff to you. I'd like to just get it myself and pick what I want."
At least he fuckin' answered teh question and it wasn't canned. Plus, he's good on unions (im in one) and realistic. There are only two things that would really push me to Barack instead
1. Edwards wants universal health like medicare and whil eI'm for universal heath, I think medicare is corrupt and fraud and bad news so adopting the same thing among all ages brackets is a bad idea
and 2. he prob. won't get the nom. so a vote for him could be a throwaway.
Barack it is.
I'm sick of politics. Get me out of here! Tomorrow I hit the pub and stay there.
That was soooo funny. I actually day dream about nearly the same things. I try to hate you but i cant. You are just kerazy una, i swear to god.. Please forgive my previous rants about you. I sincerly apologise. By the by, your friend Lucy?.. hot hot hot.. wowzers.. When i go out ,i end up been chatted up by butchys and Tara dont like butchys...Tara like Lucy.. Wheres she been all my gay life.....:-)
dude, you're mental!
maybe i am but you have to admit dude you think your funny right? so do i una, so do i. Is it mental to heart Lucy.. is it? Seriously i am trying to apologise and feel as if its been thrown back in my face. I just think Lucys hot and just wanted to put that out there, im not a mentalist, just trying to apologise.. sorry.
cool
thats cool id hate you to think im a mentalist.
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